Cat Behavior
Cat in heat
When a cat
in heat, there's no stopping it. Once the sexual urge kicks
in, nothing and i really mean nothing, can stop the cat from
fulfilling its lustful desire. You can try locking the
cat in a cage, it may work but only momentarily. Upon release the
cat will resume its noble mission: To attain satisfaction
and 'cat orgasm' of epic proportions, populate the world with
dozens of kittens, and cause severe headache to its owner. Both
male and female are equally annoying when in heat...
Symptom of cat in heat
Female cat
- Lots
of yowling.
- Throw herself on the floor and roll around seductively. Make
the male cats go feeewittt.
- Spraying more than usual. They do this to attract the
males.
Male
cat
- Lots and I
mean lots, of really high pitch yowls that are so
irritating.
- Stalking a
female cat it desires non-stop. The male cat will always,
always be near the female it wants to screw,
usually with a pervert kind of expression plastered on
its face.
- You'll start notice that your house has becomes a strip
bar for cats. There will be a lot of male cats hanging around your
house. Every one of them wants to watch the female cat
rolling seductively on the ground.
- Constant
fights between the males to determine which one gets to do the
'opening act'.
How long does a cat stay in
heat
Female
cats
For the female, the heat period will end once she is
done mating with the male cats, or when all the male has had
their turn. After a period of 9 weeks or so, she will
give birth, after which, she will spend another 8 to 10 weeks
nursing her kittens. Once nursing period is over, it will
take between 2 to 5 weeks before she goes into heat
again, becomes pregnant and produce more little kittens. By
now you should have more than enough to open a store selling
kittens. Its a
vicious cycle ok, so I highly recommend that you spay her unless of course,
you really are planning to open a store selling
kittens.
Male cats
Male
cats in heat take slightly longer to subdue than females. After
all, they can't get pregnant and they don't even bother
taking care of the kittens. The males simply run and gun from one
female to another. Once a male has finish doing his thing to all
the females within his territory, he'll cool off for a while. The
cooling off period takes anywhere between 18 to 24 weeks ( this is
the total duration of the pregnancy and nursing period ).
After cooling off period is over, he gets horny again
and will start scouring his territory, looking to have a good
time with a female that has completed her nursing and is in heat
again. Male cats are basXXXds, aren't they? At least help bring
some food for the kittens during the nursing period, you
wankers!!!
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